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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 07:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Sorry, Trump supporters, but eventually it will have to be asked: Why didn't Trump do as well in his first term as he is doing NOW?

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

NASA warns: massive anomaly spreads across Earth, linked to mysterious forces beneath the surface - Glass Almanac

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What does pompano fish taste like?

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Why did Amazon initially deny leave of absence to Alexis Scott-Windham, the Amazon worker who survived the New Orleans terrorist attack?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

'Lilo & Stitch' and 'Hawaii Five-O' actor David Hekili Kenui Bell dies at 57 - Entertainment Weekly

Still no good

No go.

Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Why would a person always be so tired?

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?