What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 07:40

Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What does pompano fish taste like?
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
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Still no good
—
No go.
Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Why would a person always be so tired?
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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